#WHATS HAPPENING #FUCK WE’RE MOVING#JESUS MARY AND JOSHEPH WHY ARE WE MOVING #WHAT IS THIS SORCERY #I THINK I’M GONNA PUKE THE CATNIP
wtf lol
Beyonce
Beytwice
Beysold to bidder #43
Fuck you, this is comedy gold right here.
(Source: ohclaramyclara)
how do people approach their crush i don’t even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in mcdonalds
(Source: jiyongieboy)
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
- Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti









