Beysold to bidder #43
Fuck you, this is comedy gold right here.
how do people approach their crush i don’t even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in mcdonalds
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
- Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
Amana-r-Rasul, end of Surah Baqarah.