Oreogasm

gnarly-muffedup-haggard:

swifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

shine bright like a ‘gina.

(Source: patbby)

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

(Source: pugking)

(Source: dinnerat-dahmers)

• Girl Pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
• Boy's Pockets: Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.

rnaydayparade:

(Source: seethroughimages)

Going to Paramore but sadly I can’t go to Sleeping with Sirens concert

(Source: hitmonchan)

(Source: d3ssins)

fear-me-dear:

i’m sick of being alive

(Source: a-sinners-scars)

fear-me-dear:

i’m sick of being alive

(Source: a-sinners-scars)

(Source: savemebarrys)

Kita akhiri hubungan kita,
dengan tasbih kaffarah dan surah Al-Asr.

aimingtobeaimee:

“Nick just… He just… KISSES ME! Stupid Nick Miller! UGH!”