Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
shine bright like a ‘gina.
- Girl Pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
- Boy's Pockets: Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.
Going to Paramore but sadly I can’t go to Sleeping with Sirens concert
Kita akhiri hubungan kita,
dengan tasbih kaffarah dan surah Al-Asr.
“Nick just… He just… KISSES ME! Stupid Nick Miller! UGH!”