A woman is at her father’s deathbed. She hasn’t seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left.
"Dad, I’m sorry," she whispers.
"Goodbye, Sorry," he says, "I’m dead.”
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
Having a bad day? Here’s a hug from Tom Hiddleston.
I’ll take it.
This should be on everybody’s dash every day
Def doesn’t look like the picture on the box…
I THOUGHT SOMEONE JIZZED INTO THAT WAFFLE
So, I made a thing …
"I’m just gonna tell you, I asked [Zac] about your dance moves. He threw down, and he danced for me. Because he said he would kick your ass." [x]
Seriously though.Why is no one talking about this?!No one is mentioning Tom Hiddleston thrusting??
NOTHING CAN STOP HIM FROM DANCING!